What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Me : I don't drink

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Tea ?

Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Thank you.

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Because it's month of August.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Sure.